Yeah, it would annoy me if people had strops about wanting fantastic gifts
But couldn't be arsed putting the same amount of care and attention into giving gifts.

I just get around this by forgetting everyone's birthdays.
( Theoban What of it, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:38, archived)

I'm all for this.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:39, archived)

It's much easier to annihilate your entire circle of friends
so that you don't have any birthdays to forget
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:41, archived)

Oh I'm on this path as well
Won't be long now until they abandon me. And let's face it, they should.
( Theoban What of it, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:42, archived)