Send a note to his house whilst he's at the carvery, saying
"55 Pound food order for Chinese. Attempted Delivery 20:35, no answer from occupant. Food destroyed."
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:44, archived)

+Delivery man sent to forced labour camp.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:45, archived)