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It's baldmonkey's birthday tomorrow.
How should we, the internet, celebrate this?

And should we invite him?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:42, archived)
With eggs.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:43, archived)
+cat l

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:43, archived)
unplug our pc's and go offline for 24 hours

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:43, archived)
I'm going to be in a meeting from 10am until 4pm

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:43, archived)
It shouldn't take that long to organise a party.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:44, archived)
you haven't met some of the people I work with.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:45, archived)
How do you know?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:47, archived)
I don't actually
good point.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:48, archived)
*nods sagely*

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:50, archived)

in a meeting looking at porn
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:45, archived)
I dont think we should celebrate it as a community
I may wank onto a kitten, but this will be a private celebration.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:43, archived)
Eat bagels.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:43, archived)
This
but smear them in marmite so they look like tramps anus holes.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:44, archived)
He shares his birthday with one my most awesome friends.

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:44, archived)
She's sleeping with your husband behind your back.

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:45, archived)
We should all get drunk and force him to socialise with his unnatural, permenantly sober state.
The disgusting freak.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:44, archived)
I do not beleive that baldmonkey
would be an entertaining or enjoyable drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:45, archived)
I found him most entertaining and enjoyable

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:45, archived)
Drunk ?

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:46, archived)
Nothing wrong with being sober all the time.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:46, archived)
Fibs.
Facing reality is what makes people go mental.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:47, archived)
I'm going to kick a cockerel in the cock and do the DG cowboy flip flop coco pop dance

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:44, archived)
I'm cooking curry tonight :)

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:45, archived)
I might go out for a Chinese
to celebrate the birth of baldmonkey, our Saviour.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:44, archived)
Lets all say a prayer to the little baby baldmonkey.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:48, archived)
Send a note to his house whilst he's at the carvery, saying
"55 Pound food order for Chinese. Attempted Delivery 20:35, no answer from occupant. Food destroyed."
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:44, archived)
+Delivery man sent to forced labour camp.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:45, archived)
:(
I'm going for a poop.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:44, archived)
I am imagining your baldy head
going red and veiny as you strain one out
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:45, archived)
Well the pennants are up
And I heard Bryan Ferry is planning to do a gig from the top of Nelson's Column.

Should be alright, like.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:45, archived)
Isn't he a bit fucking old for that sort of thing ?

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:46, archived)
He's such a fan of baldmonkey that he's come out of retirement
A million red foxes are going to form a giant fox pyramid for Bryan Ferry to walk up to the top, and then his son is going to shoot them all in celebration.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:47, archived)
He's nothing but a big posh cunt who was "avant garde" about 100 years ago

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:49, archived)
Yes but his podcasts are getting better

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:50, archived)
See, I made the same joke as Dr. Preference below
Aren't I clever.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:51, archived)
Nelson, Ferry or baldmonkey?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:47, archived)
All of them
they are all too old and should fucking die now.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:51, archived)