Me too
The world is only 18 months old and was made by a big fairy with a beard.

The beardy fairy made the world and lots of little pixies to help him but one pixie was a cunt and fucked off to the world to have a wank and spoil things. The beardy fairy sent his son down to tell everyone not to listen to the wank pixie and be good and nice but the joos killed him with hammers.

The ends
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:54, archived)