Invent a dinosaur

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:50, archived)

Seeasuarus
a wobbly dinosaur
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:51, archived)

Toysaurus
something about a giraffe
(likeajackhammer, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:52, archived)

Stop trying to test the faith of idiotic christians.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:51, archived)

Jesus was a dinosaur.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:52, archived)

Can we have that argument again?
I like it
( WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:52, archived)

Me too
The world is only 18 months old and was made by a big fairy with a beard.

The beardy fairy made the world and lots of little pixies to help him but one pixie was a cunt and fucked off to the world to have a wank and spoil things. The beardy fairy sent his son down to tell everyone not to listen to the wank pixie and be good and nice but the joos killed him with hammers.

The ends
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:54, archived)

Only because you don't believe in he word of our Lord and Saviour
And you will not be ready come the day of rapture, which is fast approaching.

OH SAVE ME LORD
( Theoban What of it, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:54, archived)

Fuck off to Merica

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:55, archived)

How will I save you all from yourselves if I leave you to your SINFUL WAYS?
OH LORD, SAVE THIS LOWLY SINNER, BRING HIM TO THY TABLE AND FEED HIM OF THE FRUITS OF THY LOINS
( Theoban What of it, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:56, archived)

Stick your bible up your cunt
your mother sacks cooks in Hull.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:57, archived)

She is the head chef at Hull's Pies Inc.

( Theoban What of it, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:58, archived)

The Belgrano should not have been sunk.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:55, archived)

Was this becuase it was sailing away from the british troops and was probably outside the exclusion zone
or becuase it was made of candyfloss and filled with kittens?
( WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:56, archived)

Yes.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:57, archived)

This is despite the Argentinian Government and the Captain of the vessel both admitting that the attack was justified.

( WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:00, archived)

Did Doris Stokes reveal this
via ouija board ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:01, archived)

The Captain has a stupider name
Hector Bonzo
( WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:02, archived)

It was in the papers
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/belgrano-ordered-to-attack-british-ships-on-day-before-sinking-secret-report-reveals-577867.html

Terrible conspiracy!
( WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:01, archived)

Those poor boy scouts
They were only out sight seeing, armed with hundreds of torpedos and tens of thousands of rounds of ammunition.

:(
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:57, archived)

To be honest, trade unions are counter productive
And Thatcher only did what she had to so their power would be broken and the corrupt unions could be dismantled.
( Theoban What of it, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:02, archived)

But Theoban, what will ill informed students and wannnabe lefties moan about now the truth is out?
WHAT?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:06, archived)

Well, the fact she used to feed on babies' souls is pretty rank

( Theoban What of it, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:07, archived)

Read the book of Job

( turb0t, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:06, archived)

ah ah ahhhh... you didn't say the magic word!

(likeajackhammer, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:51, archived)

invent a dinosaur, cunt

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:52, archived)

Why didn't you answer my question back then?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:54, archived)

gayodactyl

( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:51, archived)

cuntosaurus

( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:52, archived)

margaret thatcher rex.

( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:52, archived)

Homodactyl.
Villagepeople Rex
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 19 May 2009, 15:58, archived)

Luminosaurus.
It glows. You can buy plastic models of it, that don't glow.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:51, archived)

Jesusaurus

( WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:51, archived)

Best name for a solicitors firm ever
Moon Beever
( WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:53, archived)

If I had a company that sold fake afro hair and wanted a catchy name
I'd call it "coon wig"
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:55, archived)

One that's just a giant eye on legs
See-he-saurus
( Theoban What of it, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:52, archived)

The Strapakoktome

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:52, archived)

Drunkosaurus
Tongue lolling out, little pink elephants flying 'round its head.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 19 May 2009, 15:54, archived)

Rapeasaurus.

( WHARRGARBL, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:52, archived)

Texas Chainsaurus.

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:53, archived)

Velocicraptor
it could shit at 100mph.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:56, archived)

Jigsaurus.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:59, archived)

Twatosaur.
It'd look JUST LIKE ME.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:53, archived)

Philosoraptor

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:53, archived)

Crimeagainstnatureasaur.
Blasphemeasaur
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 19 May 2009, 15:56, archived)

Tyranosaurus Rhetorics

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:00, archived)

Wankylosaurus
could defend itself by whacking predators with a big lump of dried spunk on the end of its tail.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:56, archived)

a big lump of dried spunk on the end of its tail.

the points of its massive rotating Reuleaux triangle.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:59, archived)

Tyrannosaurus Rox

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:54, archived)

something about me
LOOK AT ME LOLOLOL

GMOSAURUS
( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:56, archived)

Fullsusasaurus
could really go downhill quickly but took ages to climb back up again.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:58, archived)

Batteredwifeosaur.
Domesticabuse Rex.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 19 May 2009, 15:59, archived)

Cuntinthefuckodon
An unremarkable reptile discovered by a very, very immature paeleontologist.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:00, archived)

haha.
hardtailosaurus had strange undercarriage which often caused testicular bruising.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:00, archived)

a bear

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:58, archived)

Din O'Saur.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:58, archived)

Steviewonderdidntseeus

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:58, archived)

This is the most violent book I've ever read
Stevie, it's a cheese grater dude !
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:59, archived)

hah :)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:00, archived)

b3tasaurus.
A fat lazy cunt that eats pies and moans, stopping occasionally for a wank and a fag.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 19 May 2009, 16:00, archived)

Bronchitisaur

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:01, archived)

Tierannosauras Racks
the dinosaur of smart appearance
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:10, archived)

Velocopeder

(Seebeedee, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:28, archived)