We asked Brian
"Did you set fire to Marys dog when you found out she'd let Terry finger her outside McDonalds" He said "Yes"
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:26, archived)

I could do a show like that.
And now for the DNA test Zoe. This man you call your father, the man who changed your nappy and bounced you on his knee is.....................................................................................................................NOT your real father.
Now man the fuck up and piss off. You go that way and you go that way.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 19 May 2009, 16:34, archived)