like making your hands into fists with the knuckles just under your biceps
so that when you pose in a t-shirt with your arms folded it makes your muscles look ripping.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:37, archived)

I opt to put them down my trousers
so I look like a massively endowed flid.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:39, archived)