Someone brought their child in today.
The whole office, except for me, stopped working to go and goo at it. I am the only one in the office without kids. I do often get that 'well, you don't know until you have one' bollocks.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:46, archived)

my boss came in with his
I was given one to hold for bloody ages. They're really dull when they're new.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:50, archived)