Luckily for me, I don't have any

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:00, archived)

Luckily for the human race

( WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:02, archived)

and lucky for whoever would have to suffer marriage to you
It sounds like a horrible Islamic punishment.
( WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:03, archived)

You have been found guilty of murder
You must marry this pig.
( WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:03, archived)

harsh,

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:06, archived)

I know,
Most western lawyers consider it inhumane.
( WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:07, archived)

And this.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:13, archived)

I like this.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:13, archived)