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QUESTION
Have you ever done something you've regretted in front of your in-laws?
(tkitezb seeking images of transvestites shagging cars, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:55, archived)
ym
next
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:56, archived)
That was pretty much the perfect ym

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:56, archived)
Thread over

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:56, archived)
bugger
i was hoping for so much more
(tkitezb seeking images of transvestites shagging cars, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:57, archived)
so was
ym
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:00, archived)
You mean apart from boning their daughter in front of them
and coming over the mother's knitting, then no.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 19 May 2009, 17:56, archived)
knit one
pearl one
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:59, archived)
ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 19 May 2009, 18:06, archived)
Stitch this

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:09, archived)
Let her mum touch my massive errection when giving me tea whilst I was naked after fucking her daughter

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:57, archived)
Your dick is so small and warty
that it looks like a yoda pez dispenser
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:58, archived)
Your dick is like ET's finger
it glows red when you're about to come
but only if a young boy is touching it.

When you jizz up his bum you murmer 'ouch'
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:59, archived)
Your dick is so grey and twig like that midget witches fight over it as it would make a great wand for controlling spastics hungry for salt

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:02, archived)
When you were born you came out Downs
but your misguided gypsy parents hacked off all the lumpy bits and shaved your massive tongue.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:04, archived)
just because he is the love child of dave lee travis and suzi quatro
doesnt make him a bad person
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:06, archived)
You're so spasticated that you were hatched from an egg laid by a cushings, it took you 12 years to break out, using your giant, pencil-like chin as a shell breaking beak.
You still hold the world record for gobbling your 'yolk of retardation' the fastest.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:07, archived)
Instead of birthing fluid, your mother's womb was filled with vinegar
so that when you came out you looked like a pickled egg with hair.
Your flesh was white and rubbery and you smelled of sick.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:10, archived)
At birth you were donated to the National Rugby Association to help Johnny Wilkinson perfect his drop goals because your eyebrow clapping face made him doubt humanity so much
that he'd punt your shirehorse's hoof of a head with all his might to try and kick the retardation out of you. He'd get angry at you because you'd grip the grass with your teeth that jutted out like a builder's tool belt full of spanners.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:16, archived)
Doctors were baffled at why you didn't grow properly
until they examined you and found to their horror that your bones were made from yoghurt coated twiglets.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:18, archived)
Every single one of your bodies organs has got a tiny mutant hand attached, the wrist is at 90 degrees to show how homosexual your body is.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:24, archived)
instead of cells
your body has pringlecrumbs
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:25, archived)
Your mum used to let you lick cake mix from the bowl.
And when I say 'bowl' I mean your Down's haircut, and you'd do it in one lick you freakish, wide tongued chin holder.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:26, archived)
I love you both so much for this thread

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:29, archived)
We try :)

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:30, archived)
Your cock is so useless that when you get an 'errection' it flops out like a chameleon's tongue and will only attracked the shittest of insects due to its stickyness and smell of forna

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:04, archived)
You line your anal tract with sandpaper to rub away the protective sheaths of your bumlovers
so that you can get even more AIDS.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:05, archived)
Are all these things true?
/disappointed
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:09, archived)
Your arse is so baggy from being elbowed to your liver that it looks like a bare knuckle boxers' fist after fighting 20 rounds with a skip lorry

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:09, archived)
you practice inserting such large objects up your man-fanny that your ring is so well developed that it looks like a Krispy Kreme
made of salami
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:15, archived)
so wrong but made me laugh

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:18, archived)
The reason why Opera was invented was so people could make a noise that described your freakish, gnulled conker of a cock to the masses.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:22, archived)
You are so spasticated that you sleep in the shape of a swatstika

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:25, archived)
Haha!
I love you dude :)
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:26, archived)
shitting on their carpet was possibly not a good move.

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:58, archived)
in laws?
no.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:58, archived)
infront of outlaws then?

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:59, archived)
WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN IN-LAWS AND OUTLAWS
OUTLAWS ARE WANTED HAHAHAHAAFPASFADJGS
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:00, archived)
stop stealing donkey gums jokes
you know he will want them back.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:01, archived)
i've seen that joke in various other places long before i even had the internet

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:03, archived)
I don't have any in-laws
and I've never had any.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:00, archived)
I wrote all the wrong numbers in her sudoku book

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:00, archived)
lol there were three nines in a row lol

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:02, archived)
Luckily for me, I don't have any

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:00, archived)
Luckily for the human race

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:02, archived)
and lucky for whoever would have to suffer marriage to you
It sounds like a horrible Islamic punishment.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:03, archived)
You have been found guilty of murder
You must marry this pig.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:03, archived)
harsh,

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:06, archived)
I know,
Most western lawyers consider it inhumane.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:07, archived)
And this.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:13, archived)
I like this.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:13, archived)
I've been horribly horribly drunk in front of them, but they were drunker so it was ok.
Badger has a habit of forgetting my parents are in the room. I've had to tell him off for twiddling with my nipples whilst watching telly a few times.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 19 May 2009, 18:19, archived)
Thank you for that horrible, horrible mental image ;)

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:21, archived)
volume and contrast?
or colour and brightness?
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:22, archived)
Obvious.
with my his
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:26, archived)

something you've regretted in front of
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:28, archived)
left the vaseline by the bed when they came visiting
I believe i mentioned it here somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:36, archived)
Telling /talk about your sex life?
That doesn't sound like you.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:39, archived)
What in-laws?
Your question sucks.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 19 May 2009, 18:41, archived)