Doctors were baffled at why you didn't grow properly
until they examined you and found to their horror that your bones were made from yoghurt coated twiglets.
( WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:18, archived)

Every single one of your bodies organs has got a tiny mutant hand attached, the wrist is at 90 degrees to show how homosexual your body is.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:24, archived)

instead of cells
your body has pringlecrumbs
( WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:25, archived)

Your mum used to let you lick cake mix from the bowl.
And when I say 'bowl' I mean your Down's haircut, and you'd do it in one lick you freakish, wide tongued chin holder.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:26, archived)

I love you both so much for this thread

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:29, archived)

We try :)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:30, archived)