I've been horribly horribly drunk in front of them, but they were drunker so it was ok.
Badger has a habit of forgetting my parents are in the room. I've had to tell him off for twiddling with my nipples whilst watching telly a few times.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 19 May 2009, 18:19, archived)

Thank you for that horrible, horrible mental image ;)

( WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:21, archived)

volume and contrast?
or colour and brightness?
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:22, archived)

Obvious.
with my his
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:26, archived)