The reason why Opera was invented was so people could make a noise that described your freakish, gnulled conker of a cock to the masses.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:22,
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You are so spasticated that you sleep in the shape of a swatstika(
WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:25,
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