WHO WILL BUY THIS WONDERFUL MORNING

( SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:44, archived)

It's early evening, you mental spastic.

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:46, archived)

Does it involve waking up next to a girl whose name you don't remember but who must have looked better with a bit of make-up on?
I'll give you a blackjack and a half-sucked chupa chup.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:46, archived)

I bid £40.01 and Dave's head on a platter.

( WHARRGARBL, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:47, archived)

I will also bid £40

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 19 May 2009, 18:47, archived)

I'm out.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:48, archived)

Say it like Duncan Bannatyne
IT'S ABSLUTELY REDICLUS. AM OOT.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:50, archived)

I BID £TWELVETY

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:48, archived)

I'll bid tuppence ha'penny

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:48, archived)

You crazy Victorian

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:49, archived)

you could buy a house for that in my day.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:50, archived)

house Stegosaurus
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:51, archived)

good old victorian dinosaurs.
they don't make 'em like they used to.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:51, archived)

It was the best era for dinosaurs
Especially with the top hats. Good show, there.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:53, archived)

a T-rex just isn't properly dressed without one.
that and a monocle.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:54, archived)

Dickhead
You forgot the pocketwatch.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:56, archived)

I'll forget you in a minute.
And where I am.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:58, archived)

IT'S ALRIGHT NAN
THE NURSE'LL BE ROUND LATER WITH YOUR DINNER.

I SAID THE NURSE'LL BE ROUND LATER WITH YOUR DI- oh fuck she's pissed herself again.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:04, archived)