I awoke on a roof of a derelict shopping center.

( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:50, archived)

I awoke in Oxford once.
Which is a fair old way from Cardiff.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:54, archived)

*Google maps*
That is approximately 118 miles away. Bloody hell.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:03, archived)

I awoke in a conservatory of a house on Cowley road,
I'd started drinking at midday the previous day, and I was supposed to be in work that morning. It was the house of a band we'd been to see, 'Youthmovies', I guess they'd invited us back to theirs. That or we'd forced ourselves upon them or something...
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:07, archived)

i woke up in a soho doorway
a policeman knew my name
( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:05, archived)