Haha,
oh lord.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:51, archived)

You think that's bad, look at this!
b3ta.belm.co.uk/showerscene

NSFW (but it's not NSFA)
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:14, archived)

AAaaAAUuUrrrgGHGhHhHGhH
MY EYES!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:19, archived)

I couldn't be bothered making it a GIF, so a 22MB BMP was the obvious way to make it load slowly from the bottom up.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:22, archived)

It worked brilliantly!

( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:23, archived)

Congrats...
:(
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:25, archived)