I went to a to have and have not houseparty before.
I dressed as a tramp and drank special brew, which contained fag butts towards the end of the night. That special brew ain't no good I tells ya'.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:53, archived)

you were lucky you didn't beat yourself up.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:53, archived)

Hmm, I did wake up with some bruises.
*ponders*
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 19 May 2009, 19:55, archived)

Put some vinegar in SSG's pint.
When he spits it out, tell him "That's from Dave Trouser, your Internet Bully".

Thanks.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:09, archived)

Consider it done Dave.
:O
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:14, archived)

You're a hero.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 May 2009, 20:15, archived)