I've totally got a serious one.
Don't eat the kids' leftover dinners at dinner time. Throw them away, compost them or put them in the fridge for next day's lunch.
( Comma, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:30, archived)

what no,
force the kids to eat them, the ungrateful little mites.

Never throw food away. There's little kids in Biafra etc..
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:32, archived)

When I saw the advert where she talks about eating the kids' leftover dinners,
I thought "seriously, do people actually do that?"

Just give the kids kid size portions in the first place.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 21:33, archived)