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Today I begin my own weight loss group, called Yummy Mummies
What advice have you for my new members?
(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:21, archived)
Fuck off and die.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 21:22, archived)
*soothes your fevered brow*

(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:22, archived)
Here's a chance for me to shine!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 21:22, archived)
Bald etc.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 21:22, archived)
don't eat cake

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:22, archived)
*takes note*

(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:22, archived)
"You lost several pounds in a matter of hours when you gave birth.
Try to squeeze more things out of your downstairs."
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:24, archived)
pfffffft

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:25, archived)
*queefs*

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:26, archived)
:(!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 21:30, archived)
GOOD ADVICE

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:25, archived)
WINNAR^^^

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:26, archived)
Shit yourself thin

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:28, archived)
eat less crap. eat less overall. exercise more.
/helpfull
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:24, archived)
eat anything you like
it's okay if you make yourself sick afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:25, archived)
Hello.
I may be playing tunes.
Somewhere.
Online.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:27, archived)
i expect i'll tune in soonish

(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:27, archived)
more running around
less eating. I'm sure having children makes you fairly stressed, try to harness that frantic mood and the pounds will fall off.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:25, archived)
i have no advice as i have no formal or in formal training it what ever you are trying to achieve, or i may, it is vague, or not, no offence, great
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:26, archived)
Exercise until your heart rate is up, and then keep going.
If you do 40 minutes trundle on a treadmill whilst reading 'Hello' you'll get fed up with the whole thing long before you lose any meaningful weight.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:26, archived)
I've been going to the gym
for 4 weeks now, at 4 times a week. I've lost sod all.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:27, archived)
You need to work REALLY REALLY hard for the initial period.
Starting slow and working yourself up will do sweet FA.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 21:30, archived)
I know how to exercise
I did used to ninja.

I need to stop eating, that'll sort it.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:31, archived)
plus, you're basically bus pass age anyway,
it gets harder to lose weight at that age.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 21:32, archived)
I'm 31!!
You knacker brain.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:33, archived)
Have you had your flu jabs?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 21:34, archived)
go away
not your friend now.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:37, archived)
:(
Hug?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 21:37, archived)
fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:39, archived)
Genuine offence!

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 21:40, archived)
LOL

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:42, archived)
:(
I don't know what you've been doing, but have you done the above?
Most of the women at my gym that I see who don't change seem to think just putting in time is enough.

Maybe you've built muscle tone instead? Muscle weighs a lot.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:30, archived)
I train for an hour and half
and I work up a proper sweat, not like the dozy cows that go to my gym.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:35, archived)
Maybe just need to keep going at it.
It will work.
Without being rude, the bigger you are to start with the longer it will take to show a difference.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:36, archived)
I want to see sexy naked photos of them in 6 months
Mmmmmm MILFy.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:27, archived)
They're new mums, so
F K
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 21:27, archived)
Ewwww

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:29, archived)
Kill your children then kill yourself
you fat, mithering breeding carriers of deficient empty pointless genes
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:27, archived)
Steady on now, she never said they were b3tans.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:28, archived)
no, but she implied they were humans

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:30, archived)
Yes
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apotemnophilia
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:28, archived)
It's a terrible name, you should be called Mums' Inch Loss Fest

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:28, archived)
i remember seeing a sign outside a weight watchers type place in the beano
'lose fat here and be a fat loser'
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:31, archived)
I've totally got a serious one.
Don't eat the kids' leftover dinners at dinner time. Throw them away, compost them or put them in the fridge for next day's lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:30, archived)
what no,
force the kids to eat them, the ungrateful little mites.

Never throw food away. There's little kids in Biafra etc..
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:32, archived)
When I saw the advert where she talks about eating the kids' leftover dinners,
I thought "seriously, do people actually do that?"

Just give the kids kid size portions in the first place.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 21:33, archived)
I advise them to lose weight.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:32, archived)
you wont lose weight if you keep jamming bears in your fanny

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:33, archived)
Bears: The number one cause of more bears.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 19 May 2009, 21:36, archived)
have a proper breakfast.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:34, archived)