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I've never dented Mr. T!
How very dare you!

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(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 21:54, archived)
Hubare was at the wheel and I was on the impact side of a CONFUSED WOMAN'S 4x4 that totalled the Peugeot a few years back.
My only crash.

Hubare couldn't open my door. I was trapped.
I dare suggest there was wild panic on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 21:55, archived)
you were in a FRENCH car?
GET THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNET!
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:56, archived)
Wasn't mine.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 21:56, archived)
why weren't you bashing hubare's face into the steering wheel
to teach him the errors of driving es-car-gos.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:57, archived)
It wasn't his fault.
It was THE RANDOM WOMAN'S fault.
She knocked us from one side of a roundabout to another.


OH THE HUMANITY.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 21:58, archived)
She was doing her driver's duty
of ridding the roads of a Peugeot. Anyone else would have done the same. She should have got a medal.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:59, archived)
You'll no doubt tear up at the compensation I got.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:00, archived)
Yes
it should be awarded to her as prize money
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:00, archived)
Don't you worry.
I really haven't spent it all.
Sometimes I roll around in all those notes and dream of Citroen cars raping your mother.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:04, archived)
Whilst your father gives a Peugeot a blumpkin.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:05, archived)
A rise out of JMG
the big man loses his cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:07, archived)
You've named your car, Mr Geordie
That means nothing less than you wishing you had another mans penis up your bot-bot.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:56, archived)
Alright this is three cracks now at getting an argument going.
Can one of you girls please validate this man?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 21:57, archived)
Are you trying to get girls to fight your fights, JMG?
poor show, poor show indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 19 May 2009, 21:58, archived)
I'm not IN a fight.
Am I missing on the latest meme where we all are meant to act slow on here?
This really should be in the newsletter.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 21:59, archived)