Ducks don't compete with me for much.
In fact, they're a food source. A delicious food source.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:48, archived)

you'll be sorry when they take over the world.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:49, archived)

I'll just stay away from water and try not to keep bread in my pockets

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:54, archived)

Especially crispy, in pancakes with hoi-sin sauce.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:49, archived)

I'm sure thickie ducks taste just as nice

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:49, archived)

Not if they jumped off a building beforehand.
Probably, anyway.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:51, archived)