Is this woman charging people for listening to a list of her favourite colours?
Amazon link to CD

Or am I missing something?
( in vino veritas, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:30, archived)

Fucking hippies.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:31, archived)

I think she must have a soothing voice.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:32, archived)

I listened to the preview
I wasn't convinced of the soothing properties of her voice.
( in vino veritas, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:36, archived)

"My Favorite Power Words"
Action that fucking favourite power word, stat.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:32, archived)

I'd blue sky that brainstorm MGT.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:32, archived)

she's even spelled it wrong

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:32, archived)

spelt

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:33, archived)

I thought both were acceptable.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:34, archived)

depends how much of an arse you want to be

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:35, archived)

spelt
2  /splt/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [spelt]
–noun
a wheat, Triticum aestivum spelta, native to southern Europe and western Asia, used chiefly for livestock feed.


spell
1  /spl/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [spel]
–verb (used with object)
1. to name, write, or otherwise give the letters, in order, of (a word, syllable, etc.): Did I spell your name right?
2. (of letters) to form (a word, syllable, etc.): The letters spelled a rather rude word.
3. to read letter by letter or with difficulty (often fol. by out): She painfully spelled out the message.
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:39, archived)

What dictionary is that then?
And does it have "color" in it?
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:40, archived)

did you notice the top bit where the wheat is definition 2?
:)
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:41, archived)

ahhhhhhhh

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:42, archived)

There is no such thing as american english,
only English and bad english.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:41, archived)

This is possibly the most adorable thing I've ever seen.
If you click and you're hormonal, you might cry.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:32, archived)

... are you pregnant or something?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:34, archived)

Pretty sure I'm not.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:36, archived)

I found it immensely cute too
and I'm not pregnant or pandering.
( SuperMatt, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:36, archived)

not pregannt or
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:36, archived)

I see what you did there

( SuperMatt, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:38, archived)

That was the plan.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:38, archived)

Oh no!
He missed one last year :(
( in vino veritas, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:35, archived)

I know. :(

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:35, archived)

one year he wont be there
and all the ducklings will fall to their death.
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:37, archived)

Limey wept.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:37, archived)

He must appoint a successor in his will

( in vino veritas, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:37, archived)

I say we kill him.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:38, archived)

It'll serve that stupid bitch right though
for nesting in a stupid place.
( SuperMatt, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:38, archived)

No, bitches are female dogs
They were ducklings, not puppies. Although leaping puppies would be amusing.
( in vino veritas, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:40, archived)

I DEMAND YOUTUBE VIDEOS OF THIS
And then another one with kittyums.
( SuperMatt, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:41, archived)

<s>kittyums</s> kittens
Gay cunt.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:44, archived)

darwinism at work
they'll evolve a lift
( scott,, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:42, archived)

awww

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:38, archived)

he's awfully pleased with himself for being able to catch things
wouldn't it have been easier to just fetch them down, like he ends up doing at the end?

twat
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:42, archived)

To be fair, if I caught just one of them I'd be very pleased with myself.
I catch like a girl.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:44, archived)

Well that's made evolution pointless.
He's watering down the duck population with idiot blood.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:44, archived)

Good.
The fucking duck cunts.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:46, archived)

If this were the day shift, there would now be a lengthy pedantic wrangle about the way evolution really works.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:46, archived)

And people call *me* tedious??

( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:47, archived)

We mainly call yuo boring.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:50, archived)

it's in our own evolutionary interest to weaken our competitors.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:46, archived)

Ducks don't compete with me for much.
In fact, they're a food source. A delicious food source.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:48, archived)

you'll be sorry when they take over the world.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:49, archived)

I'll just stay away from water and try not to keep bread in my pockets

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:54, archived)

Especially crispy, in pancakes with hoi-sin sauce.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 19 May 2009, 22:49, archived)

I'm sure thickie ducks taste just as nice

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:49, archived)

Not if they jumped off a building beforehand.
Probably, anyway.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:51, archived)

Where is the daddy duck?

( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:46, archived)

she's obviously some kind of epic bell end

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:33, archived)

I dream of the day when /talk is that exciting

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:34, archived)

The world would fall apart

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:36, archived)

I'm sure your greasemonkey script goes some way to acheiving this aim

( in vino veritas, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:37, archived)

It's only fucking 13 minutes long
what a jip!
( SuperMatt, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:35, archived)

Who the fuck can fall asleep in just 13 minutes anyway?

( SuperMatt, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:36, archived)

Maybe her favourite things are REALLY dull?

( in vino veritas, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:38, archived)

davidguy.brinkster.net/goaste/pictures/nemi/DIZZY002.gif
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:42, archived)

www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/10642/1205267391/nemi3.gif
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:46, archived)

maybe it's really a russian cypher key

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:35, archived)

hang on, number 4 beige?
better burn an embassy then
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:37, archived)

I think someone already made that album
It was only a few minutes long and went "These are a few of my favourite things."
( zoldergoose, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:36, archived)

track one is quite useful though

( scott,, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:39, archived)

This
we can't always rely on reflexes.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:44, archived)

Bore yourself to sleep.

( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:44, archived)

playing that sort of thing at the cenotaph
could get you arrested
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:57, archived)