The internet doesn't care about this pedantic grumpy little corner of itself
They ignore us because we are inconsequential and they don't want to know what we had for our dinner.
( in vino veritas, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:36, archived)

I had liver and onions since you ask.

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:38, archived)

Pig's liver or lamb's liver?

( in vino veritas, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:39, archived)

Beef!
Cheapest and tastiest.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:41, archived)

Polar Bear!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 20 May 2009, 1:11, archived)