Do you know the whole internet is watching this?
They see every stupid thing you say
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:23, archived)

Yes.
Go and play with matches little boy.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:24, archived)

they're just here for a glance of moob

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:24, archived)

that's what you think
i've got my tinfoil hat on, so they can't see me
( scott,, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:25, archived)

The internet is for paedos.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 20 May 2009, 0:25, archived)

depends what subscription package you get from your ISP
i've only got the free one, which is mainly natural history websites and sky news.
how much does the paedo package cost?
( scott,, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:29, archived)

It's only £12 extra a month.
It's a fantastic offer. You get to see all of that furry nonce's pictures, from down there ↓.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 20 May 2009, 0:35, archived)

which furry nonce?
'down there' gives me too many options
( scott,, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:37, archived)

it's you now, the arrow is pointing at you

( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:38, archived)

smathels.
It was universally decided that he's a nonce.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 20 May 2009, 0:39, archived)

i missed that vote
i don't think he's a nonce, but i know for certain that JJ is.
( scott,, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:41, archived)

JJ's a massive fucking nonce

( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:48, archived)

he's the most adapt noncer

( scott,, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:52, archived)

you can just offer to show the technician some puppies in your shed

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:35, archived)

:( I have the basic package because I only offered him a bit of my sherbert fountain.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 20 May 2009, 0:38, archived)

I've got a balaclava on.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 20 May 2009, 0:26, archived)

take me now

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 20 May 2009, 0:30, archived)

Not on your nelly.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 20 May 2009, 0:32, archived)

I'm wearing only baklava

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:34, archived)

take me now

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:35, archived)

Guess I should come in and say something stupid, then.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:33, archived)

it's what you're best at

( scott,, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:35, archived)

For top marks, try and make it completely incoherent.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:36, archived)

Hello b3ta you special makes me of two times whoops bottom.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:37, archived)

Once on Friday and a cheese and ham bake for the Sega Mega Drive.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 20 May 2009, 0:41, archived)

What codswallop
most of the internet is frantically cut and pasting old dissertations in a last ditch effort to make their parents proud.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:34, archived)

The internet doesn't care about this pedantic grumpy little corner of itself
They ignore us because we are inconsequential and they don't want to know what we had for our dinner.
( in vino veritas, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:36, archived)

I had liver and onions since you ask.

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:38, archived)

Pig's liver or lamb's liver?

( in vino veritas, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:39, archived)

Beef!
Cheapest and tastiest.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:41, archived)

Polar Bear!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 20 May 2009, 1:11, archived)

I don't say stupid things
Not here anyway. I've just finished my 57th hour of overtime this month and I'm going to spend the spoils on fripperies.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:37, archived)