I write
Visuals are not my strength

And I don't have to time to read the QOTWs
( setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 20 May 2009, 1:51, archived)

Plus everyone knows that QoTW make everything up and are fat, smelly liars.
Here on /talk we pride ourselves on our sincerity, lean, toned bodies and excellent personal hygiene.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 20 May 2009, 1:53, archived)