I done a poo

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 May 2009, 1:51, archived)

totally smoking a cigarette right here

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 20 May 2009, 1:52, archived)

I'm literally going to take my dog outside so he can shit.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 20 May 2009, 1:53, archived)

I'm only metaphorically taking my dog for a walk.
Is this ok? I would hate to form an opinion of something before I experienced it first hand.
no offence, great banter
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 20 May 2009, 1:56, archived)

Oh man,
I totally want to smoke a cigarette. Smoking is awesome. I only started smoking to see if I could give up again, but once I tried it I realised that it's really enjoyable as well as all that stuff about cancer and losers calling you disgusting.

I didn't really have any pressing need to stop, but now that I have I'd be letting myself down if I walked the two minutes to the convenient 24-hour Co-op and bought a pack of awesome, cool-making fags.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 20 May 2009, 1:56, archived)

I JUST DID THAT
Now I'm going to do it again. Fucking hell. We need a secret handshake or something.

*something about That Smoking Ban*
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 20 May 2009, 2:44, archived)