those ocelots are fucking prickteases, they act like they really want it then they start crying rape
the cunts

I'm never getting involved with another ocelot
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 20 May 2009, 2:56, archived)

I had the same problem with owls
Eye-contact maintaning SLUTS.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 20 May 2009, 3:02, archived)

oh wait, I get it now
he said "your want" but he meant "your wont" but he actually should have meant "your ilk" because ilk doesn't mean wont

and he has sex with animals
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 20 May 2009, 3:02, archived)

On the plus side, I am now a DJ!
A real man said so!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 20 May 2009, 3:06, archived)

he's got an IQ of 164 and you're pathitic

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 20 May 2009, 3:06, archived)

Am I pathitic too?
I don't know what my IQ is, but I could make up a high number if you like.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 20 May 2009, 3:15, archived)

If 164 is the highest number you can make up
then I'm guessing your IQ is lower than that.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 20 May 2009, 3:22, archived)

I can make up three hundred thousand million billion trillion squillion gajillion quillion and one.

(MooCow_Byter, Wed 20 May 2009, 3:28, archived)

L@@K! I'm helping!
b3ta.com/board/9458073
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 20 May 2009, 3:37, archived)

4chan is coming...
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=79083
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 20 May 2009, 3:41, archived)

My only wish is that my posts might bring some joy to the little children.
They are ever in my thoughts.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 20 May 2009, 3:45, archived)