Seeing as its Baldmonkeys birthday, i'd like to have a fond rememberance of his past escapades
I for one especially enjoyed his , now sadly ceased, weekly newsletters.

Favourite Baldmonkey moments?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:17, archived)

B3tan impressions

( Mrs Sp@m, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:17, archived)

I saw him once trying to score with Jenpots

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:19, archived)

How many fingers did he manage before he was beaten off?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:19, archived)

Elbows deep

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:21, archived)

Him sniffing my friend Jess's hair at the christmas bash, 3 years ago.
She enjoyed the attention!
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:20, archived)

And did he manage to take her home?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:21, archived)

I don't remember her coming home with me, actually.
Fucking hell! There'll be facebook drama now.
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:23, archived)

The one where he took apart a washing machine.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:20, archived)

That was pretty good, didn't he write his wife's name or something in the parts?

( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:22, archived)

I liked that. And the I wanna be sedated Maddie video.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:24, archived)

Yes

( broadsword, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:27, archived)

aha, also my favourite
seing the word 'baldmonkey' written in washing machine parts. great stuff.
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:12, archived)