I've got chilli plants on the bog window sill cleaning the air in there.
Ironic horticulture is my new thing.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:20, archived)

Are you planting venus fly traps next to beehives?

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 20 May 2009, 8:21, archived)

That sounds like the first step on a career of killing homosexuals with hammers Dahmer style.

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:25, archived)