Morning poo.
Overly nutty and difficult to pass.

Unusually tarry and leaving a lingering odour neccesitating leaving the fan on in the bathroom.

2/10
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:18, archived)

I've got chilli plants on the bog window sill cleaning the air in there.
Ironic horticulture is my new thing.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:20, archived)

Are you planting venus fly traps next to beehives?

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 20 May 2009, 8:21, archived)

That sounds like the first step on a career of killing homosexuals with hammers Dahmer style.

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:25, archived)

Fascinating.

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 20 May 2009, 8:20, archived)

Once I had a shit and it was a gas
Soon turned out it was hard to pass
Seemed like the real thing, but wasn't long
Turn on the fan, a smelly pong
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:27, archived)