farts, eh? brilliant.

you could weep uncontrollably for 3 hours. that'd be pretty awkward to be around
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:14, archived)

make it even worse by following people round crying,
preferably someone you haven't spoken to before.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:21, archived)

jump on someone's back and cry in their hair

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 9:26, archived)