That, apparently, is considered battery under English law
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(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:05, archived)

And people here wonder why I scoff at english law.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:07, archived)

The trouble is we can be held responsible if we do not 'advise' people to put fags out in what is essentially our work place.
So if a punter complains that I didn't tell someone to stop smoking then I am held in breach of that law. THE WORLD'S GONE MAD, I TELLS YA!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:09, archived)