some cunt just graded my undergraduate paper
and he obviously hadn't read the questions

when was the the last time you had to deal with someone missing the obvious?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 20 May 2009, 10:53, archived)

In a bar in Phuket.
I really don't want to talk about it.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:53, archived)

oh go on
i promise the internet is not watching
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 20 May 2009, 10:55, archived)

Punters
Every day I'm at work
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:59, archived)

people taht catch trains do
seem seriously defunct
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 20 May 2009, 11:02, archived)

But train travel is one of the best kinds of travel
Beats the shit out of flying, that's for sure.
( Theoban What of it, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:03, archived)

The trouble is that a lot of people leave their wits behind them when they get on a train, or go into any public forum for that matter.

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:04, archived)

I can imagine that dealing with the public in a job like yours must test your patience quite heftily
But then again, TRAINS! Weeeeeee choo-choo!
( Theoban What of it, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:06, archived)

It does, and it only takes one to ruin the day.
But yeah, I can sit in the back cab and piss about with the horn while doing my sudoku.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:07, archived)

Must be nice chugging over the hills and dales
Better view than from my office. Oh look, a carpet warehouse.
( Theoban What of it, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:13, archived)

Mostly we do cattle trucks full of commuters
But we do, from time to time, get to escape into the country:

view from the office

And another

And another

And another

And another
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:18, archived)

Oh I do miss Yorkshire

( Theoban What of it, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:19, archived)

And Yorkshire misses you

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:22, archived)

How many different ways can you think of telling someone that is stood under an A1 size poster that says "IT IS AN OFFENCE TO SMOKE IN THESE PREMISES" to put their fag out?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:03, archived)

Have you tried a fire extinguisher?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:04, archived)

That, apparently, is considered battery under English law
:(
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:05, archived)

And people here wonder why I scoff at english law.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:07, archived)

The trouble is we can be held responsible if we do not 'advise' people to put fags out in what is essentially our work place.
So if a punter complains that I didn't tell someone to stop smoking then I am held in breach of that law. THE WORLD'S GONE MAD, I TELLS YA!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:09, archived)

hand held blow torch
to the face
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Wed 20 May 2009, 11:05, archived)

Become a train driver they seem to earn a fortune

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:04, archived)

They do.
I have medical crap that stops me for the time being anyway.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:05, archived)

Perhaps i shall apply....

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:07, archived)

I should at this point explain medical restrictions
LOLFAT
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:10, archived)

I am in fine health!
Perfect blood pressure, lungs and all that jazz, which is bizarre...
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:11, archived)

Our company won't take folk on with and overweight BMI

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:12, archived)

I dont see what over burdened planes have to do with this.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:17, archived)

Oh Michael
2/10
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:20, archived)

:(

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:24, archived)

I don't know why you bothered to answer them anyway
They were probably beneath your dignity.
( WormuIus, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:17, archived)