The headlines for The Polo Times is always just a various sort of nasal gwuff and cheer.
"Pff RAR!"

"Hiphoo FNAR!"

"What ho FNEE!"

The backpage comic is just a posh person gluffing at a peasant and trying to put horseshoes on them.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:58, archived)

My curry was nice last night.
/practices
( thealternativefact, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:01, archived)

Uug! OooOoOO! *swings from branches and throws a tyre*

I want some now. This isn't fair. I've got a crap sandwich for lunch.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:07, archived)

*soothes*
Soon, Gumsy. Soon.
( thealternativefact, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:12, archived)

I bet you said this with a evil villan cackle afterwards.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:14, archived)

That's what I do after everything I say.

( thealternativefact, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:24, archived)

Gluffing?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:01, archived)

It's onomatopoeic.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:05, archived)

It could still refer to several distinct phenomena.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:10, archived)