They will won't they?
HA! I'll wait for the 'Did you get abused by a noncey religious type'? It'll make a change from all the stories about Catholic priests noncing people up :)
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:14, archived)

You could just add it to the current one
"I was bullied by a Sikh Holy Man, he touched me inappropriately, now he's dead ... HOORAY!!!!!!!!"

It'll fit right in :)
( Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 20 May 2009, 16:16, archived)