Fuck that.
My housemates and I have an appointment in Whiskey Town at 4pm. I've just made the accompanying Whiskey Town CD, featuring Tom Waits, Johnny Cash, Mark Lanegan, and AC/DC.
What would YOUR Whiskey Town album be like?
( Malchick, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:46, archived)

MIXED WITH COLA-DRINK!

(likeajackhammer, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:47, archived)

I'd have some Pogues in there too

( Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:47, archived)

I did download Streams of Whiskey, but it didn't really fit in.

( Malchick, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:48, archived)

Whiskey makes me pick fights
not so much busting up bars - more like argue with the missus about TV or something rubbish
( rob, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:49, archived)

Get rid of the wife. She's coming inbetween you two.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 20 May 2009, 15:49, archived)

Cider does that to me

( Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:50, archived)

I'm like that after a bag of wine gums

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:51, archived)

I'm like that after 3 bottles of panda pop

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:51, archived)

I'm like that after a slice of wholemeal bread

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:53, archived)

I'm like that after heroin.

( Malchick, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:53, archived)

I'm like that after The Apprentice.

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:57, archived)

I'm like that after hot black cock

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:58, archived)

Wiki wiki.

( Malchick, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:58, archived)

I cant believe i got nawty stepped for doing that to wikipedia
Thems the bad old days:(
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:00, archived)

I'm like that normally.

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:58, archived)

Grouse?

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:59, archived)

I'm like that
and that's the way it is.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:04, archived)

I'm like a bird
I'll only fly away
( magnum, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:44, archived)

Non existent.
I don't do whiskey. Or whisky. Gin is a WIN.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:50, archived)

You're rubbish at Irish.

( Malchick, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:50, archived)

I bet she doesn't even do little jigs any more.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:52, archived)

*plays the fiddle*

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:53, archived)

SEE! Nothing!

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:53, archived)

I've heard about you playing 'the fiddle' before and I'm not sure if I like it Eddy...

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:55, archived)

Fuck off.
Guinness and potatoes and abuse by a holy man*. I WIN at Irish.


*not a Catholic one, so I don't know if this counts or not.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:53, archived)

BLUE STAR GOT BUMMED BY A VICAR

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:59, archived)

You were too ugly to get touched by a priest so they used your back as a bible holder.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:02, archived)

Your mum was the font
Whenever there was a baptism on the priest just showed her a photo of Darren Day and she was wetter than an otters pocket.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:04, archived)

Your mum would shove dock rope up her bear-mouth like cunt, get all the local men of the cloth to spunk their seed into her punched in cervix and then blort out those candles that burn for 40 days and nights.
She would produce them at such a rate that if she was doing a headstand people would think that it was the Titanic's maiden voyage due to all the thick black soot shooting out of her smoke tunnel.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:11, archived)

BUMMED touched inappropriately VICAR SIKH HOLY MAN
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:06, archived)

Sikh and ye shall find

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:07, archived)

He did
the dirty fucker. He's dead now though so that's a bit win.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:09, archived)

Quick, tell /QOTW
They'll love it :)
( Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 20 May 2009, 16:10, archived)

They will won't they?
HA! I'll wait for the 'Did you get abused by a noncey religious type'? It'll make a change from all the stories about Catholic priests noncing people up :)
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:14, archived)

You could just add it to the current one
"I was bullied by a Sikh Holy Man, he touched me inappropriately, now he's dead ... HOORAY!!!!!!!!"

It'll fit right in :)
( Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 20 May 2009, 16:16, archived)

Pfft
You should get a tshirt made up

'I was fingered by a dead sikh'*

*possibly not fingered but still
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:11, archived)

GIN IS WIN, BLUE STAR.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:01, archived)

Gin makes a man mean.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 20 May 2009, 16:17, archived)

Makes me get spinny arms, and frowny face.
It also makes me argue at the defence of Will Young.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:51, archived)

*drinks whiskey*
Will Young, what a very nice chap he is...
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:56, archived)

Tom Waits, Neil Young, Bob Dylan, And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead's earlier albums, My Vitriol, Andrew Bird...

( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:53, archived)

Here's the front cover.
It's over 500kb, mind.
www.b3tards.com/u/75641eabc30669063fdc/whiskey_town.png
( Malchick, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:57, archived)

And here's the back.
www.b3tards.com/u/75641eabc30669063fdc/whiskey_town_back.png
( Malchick, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:59, archived)

Is nice.
Though IMHO I prefer more readable text.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:08, archived)

Jazz.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 20 May 2009, 15:54, archived)

nice.

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:57, archived)

Howlin' Wolf

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:57, archived)

Caterwaulin' Ostrich

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:58, archived)

Squeakin' Beaver

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:59, archived)

I'd include Ryan Adams, Lambchop and Arab Strap.

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 20 May 2009, 15:59, archived)

I hope Joanna Newsom ceases to exist soon

( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:00, archived)

Is that your mum?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 20 May 2009, 16:10, archived)

just the sounds of weeping on repeats

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:09, archived)

Slayer: Angel Of Death.
X lots.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 20 May 2009, 16:12, archived)