"There is more than enough potato content for it to be a reasonable view that it is made from potato," said Lord Justice Jacob.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 20 May 2009, 19:08, archived)

hello Pringle marketeers
I think you should quickly film a commercial with a Peter Cook-ish judge, calling in a curmudgeonly way for exhibit A, a tube of Pringles, and every time he does, it turns out someone's eaten them all, until everyone in court is eating pringles, and the crunchy noise makes Judge Cook bang his gavel for silence, until someone puts some pringles under the gavel, and they are smashed up and fly all over the place. You can end with a line such as "Pringles - they should be put away" or "Pringles - Not low-fat, not low-VAT."
( vladimir, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:14, archived)