You would be a wheat crunchy.
A bacon one. Because it would be a phallic symbol of the strap on you were wearing in my dream last night.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:42, archived)

If you want
a crunchy wheaty eaty, eaty a wheat crunchieeeee.
( Dekazer, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:52, archived)

Only people with very small, hollow winkies
would view a wheat crunchie as a symbol of their phallus.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:56, archived)

Your point being...

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:59, archived)