Im planning a jaunt to Skipton
Oh, and do me a favour. tell them cunts at Blackpool Transport to fucking sort out the stops on talbot road. Its fuckin dangerous¬!
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:35, archived)

there was a funeral today at the church
it was chaos

Edit: WTF is in Skipton? (apart from a building society)
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:36, archived)

A castle, loads of old people, tons of pubs and restaurants, me, loads of roads to the dales
And pie shops.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:39, archived)

count me in!

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:39, archived)