It's a place where they take sick people, but that's not important right now.
Hello /talksters. How is everybody today? No real news to report here. EVERYTHING IS UNEVENTFUL.
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:28, archived)

Jolly good.
Walk Ins are ace.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:29, archived)

Walk in whats?

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:01, archived)

He mistyped "wank ins"
It's where you barricade yourself indoors and wank until you pass out.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 20 May 2009, 20:10, archived)

I used to do this with Michael Hutchence of a weekend.
I haven't heard from him in a while....
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:16, archived)

Very splendid
A nice relaxing day off with minimal effort. May push the boat right out and scoff some chocolate if I'm feeling REALY wild.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:29, archived)

Id like a boat

( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:31, archived)

In which case I'll have two
There are plenty near where you are holidaying. You can borrow them and no-one minds.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:32, archived)

smashing
SCATTER!
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:33, archived)

where are you holidaying?
St Annes?
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:34, archived)

Im planning a jaunt to Skipton
Oh, and do me a favour. tell them cunts at Blackpool Transport to fucking sort out the stops on talbot road. Its fuckin dangerous¬!
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:35, archived)

there was a funeral today at the church
it was chaos

Edit: WTF is in Skipton? (apart from a building society)
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:36, archived)

A castle, loads of old people, tons of pubs and restaurants, me, loads of roads to the dales
And pie shops.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:39, archived)

count me in!

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:39, archived)

My mum used to take us to St Annes.
She swore blind it was posh.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:36, archived)

My mum and dad live in St Annes.
It's not.
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:39, archived)

Mrs Bullock's guest house
I can remember the musty smell. They classed orange juice as a breakfast.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:40, archived)

LOL

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:41, archived)

It was all in black and white in those days

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:42, archived)

Used to be posh, its not now.
Lytham is nice mind.

Planearm, you ever done the six? I went through Mereside on it the other day, I near shit my sen.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:44, archived)

yep
I've only done it once though
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:47, archived)

The Number 6 = Shoplifters shuttle
There is a steady stream of people from Mereside who use the 6 to go into town for a steady half morning's shoplifting before continuing up to Grange Park to fence their haul.
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:49, archived)

Some fat kids got on.
I dont just mean fat, I mean morbidly obese. One was so fat his gut hung over his pants hanging out the bottom of his t shirt. Sat there eating a big bar of chocolate. Ginger too. Made the bus stink of piss. Mum was obviously the product of inbreeding.

Hope someone tells the social
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:51, archived)

sure that wasn't just the driver?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:57, archived)

Today has been good.
Exam went better than planned. Had a drink with a girl I rather like afterwards and i'm now on my second beer of the evening at home.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:31, archived)

Excellent to hear. I'm sure if JMG were here, he'd give you a firm handshake.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:33, archived)

Indeed.
A manshake if you will.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:34, archived)

Hello
Everything is uneventful in my life too but in a good way. I don't want drama and I need to relax after a full on day of bitching.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:32, archived)

This is very true, sometimes, it's just easier for everybody to do everything possible to avoid drama.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:33, archived)

Agitation Free made some great records.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:34, archived)

Oh hello, you're one of my randomburn sendees.
I'm hoping to get them off on friday, so hopefully it'll be with you next week.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:37, archived)

PLEASE DONT TELL PEOPLE MY ADDRESS. OH GOD, PLEASE NO.

Also, no worries. Just as and when. I'm still yet to send mine.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:38, archived)

Why would I tell them?
I don't want competition for the good vantage points.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:39, archived)

Oh yeah, *thats* who that is.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:42, archived)

I'm sending mine tomorrow.
I have had one so far. A very lovely one from NinjaBadger.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:40, archived)

I only have one so far too. I've got an address in italy and one in germany.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:42, archived)

All mine are uk addresses.
I'm not sure what else to include other than a cd though.

NinjaBadger did a cool cartoon, I have just hand drawn the artwork for each one and put a local postcard with a message on it. I think that is probably enough.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:45, archived)

I've only got TheFallGuy's so far, it had a nice handwritten track listing.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:46, archived)

I have THREE so far.

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:52, archived)

Mine will be with you soon.
I hope you enjoy!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:59, archived)

I got that one today
It's excellent. Nice cartoon too.

I'll be doing mine at the end of the month once I've finished course work. CHB said he'll do the artwork for me.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 20 May 2009, 19:53, archived)

Yep, ace good tunes on it
Some I knew, a few I didn't
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:05, archived)

All mine went out on Friday, and 2 people have received them so far.
I hope the other 3 aren't lost.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 20 May 2009, 20:11, archived)

Nothing really going on here today. I may get some beer for tonight.

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:37, archived)

Sounds very nice. I approve.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:39, archived)

I missed you down there \/.
^KKkKkK_{RRrRiiiIisssssStTTii}ii^Ne!!!!!!!
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 20 May 2009, 19:42, archived)

eeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!
SSsSS^TTt_tT^TtUUUuuUjjj_Jjj^JJJjJ^J!^!!!!!!
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:46, archived)

Tesco: 20 cans for a tenner

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:42, archived)

It's not worth the trip
lol
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:44, archived)

Some cunt left a value can of tesco lager in my fridge
I darent touch it to bin it incase the style police break in and catch me.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:46, archived)

You needn't worry dear, they'd be too alarmed at your outfit to even consider looking in the fridge.

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:48, archived)

Baby, you havent seen me
Thats a tad unfair.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:52, archived)

on the contrary
that thong is cute
*rustles bushes*
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:54, archived)

:(

( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:55, archived)

why the sad face pumpkin?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:57, archived)

Saint Helenian fish cakes.
Mmmmmmmm.
'Noon chap.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 20 May 2009, 19:38, archived)

STUJ MY GOOD MAN. How goes?

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:39, archived)

Pretty good ta.
Yourself?
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 20 May 2009, 19:44, archived)

I have heartburn.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 20 May 2009, 19:40, archived)

I got through a day with only three asthma attacks.
This is an amazing achievement.

I'd run around with glee, but I think that would totally defeat my good form.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 20 May 2009, 19:40, archived)

Sounds like a mad day. Howre things generally?

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:41, archived)

Getting better health wise, and hunky dory everything else.
I am looking at dresses and handbags. Yes.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 20 May 2009, 19:45, archived)

Oooh, what dresses?

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:50, archived)

Middling.
I was given a job covering maternity leave on the basis that nobody thought the preggers one would come back. She is. She's coming back in November. I have until then to convince the powers that be that I am essential staff. So, I have to work my fucking arse off over summer.

I've realised this was actually what I'd hoped for - the lass coming back, doing all the crappy admin stuff I don't like leaving me to move into a more purely IT roll. I didn't realise I'd have to fight tooth and nail for it though.
( CowJam, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:51, archived)

I have been at work
We were ofsted'd yesterday and did well. I'm glad they didn't come today, I have been broken today.
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:57, archived)