Some cunt left a value can of tesco lager in my fridge
I darent touch it to bin it incase the style police break in and catch me.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:46, archived)

You needn't worry dear, they'd be too alarmed at your outfit to even consider looking in the fridge.

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:48, archived)

Baby, you havent seen me
Thats a tad unfair.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:52, archived)

on the contrary
that thong is cute
*rustles bushes*
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:54, archived)

:(

( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:55, archived)

why the sad face pumpkin?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:57, archived)