Some fat kids got on.
I dont just mean fat, I mean morbidly obese. One was so fat his gut hung over his pants hanging out the bottom of his t shirt. Sat there eating a big bar of chocolate. Ginger too. Made the bus stink of piss. Mum was obviously the product of inbreeding.

Hope someone tells the social
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:51, archived)

sure that wasn't just the driver?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:57, archived)