I can picture it now
Your beedy little eyes glowing like coals in the darkness of a Yate's.
( WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:15, archived)

My eyes's aren't beedy they're quite big and light grey.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:19, archived)

Your big eyes like saucers shining through the sweaty fog of a Flares.

( WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:21, archived)

you're wanking while you type this aren't you?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:22, archived)

When am I ever not wanking when I reply to you?
Your sloping forehead, your sweaty palms, the layer of dew-like milm that coats your pallid flesh.

You are sex made flesh.
( WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:24, archived)