okay it's the morning. YES.
I finally celebrated my birthday with a touch of alcohol last night and am suffering from the ramifications. I also got to that stupid drunk stage where I thought it would be better if I just walked all the way home, on my own. It was stupid and scary.

Recent stupid drunk thigns? Or just stupid things? or breakfast? or whatever?
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 21 May 2009, 8:44, archived)

Did you get one chucked up you?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 21 May 2009, 8:45, archived)

Nope.

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 21 May 2009, 8:47, archived)

listening to the radio this morning and hearing two children, no doubt the children of the producers, called something like Finella and Rupert-Digby or something showing off with poems they'd totally learned off by heart
( vladimir, Thu 21 May 2009, 8:48, archived)

It's the BBC
Of course they were the kids of the producer,and received handsome "expenses" for their appearance
( CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 21 May 2009, 8:51, archived)

yeh jus like mps
amirite?!?!?!?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:00, archived)

I wanted to reach through my radio and punch them
It was far too early for smug children.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 21 May 2009, 8:52, archived)

if it's not "twinkle twinkle little star", then i'm not interested

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 21 May 2009, 8:54, archived)

Twinkle twinkle licence fee
Seems like quite a cheek to me
Taking cash compulsorily
Spending it on shit TV
Twinkle twinkle BBC...
...would someone like to write the last line?
( vladimir, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:00, archived)

Twinkle twinkle BBC
please can a downs shit on me.
( WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:04, archived)

it's a brave sentiment but I feel the stress it places on the "a" is slightly too heavy
( vladimir, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:08, archived)

Someone please bring back Maggie

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:10, archived)

You're still better than ITV

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:11, archived)

win

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:12, archived)

Scrap iplayer, leave broadband free
www.webuser.co.uk/news/282876.html
( CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:12, archived)

Was Sexface at your party?
I'd slosh your twat out with some domestos if I were you
( moohalaa, Thu 21 May 2009, 8:48, archived)

It wasn't a party. four people got drunk on wine and/or vodka.
it was stupid but ace.
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 21 May 2009, 8:53, archived)

For some reason, the phrase' slosh your twat out'
Puts me in mind of piston broke being booed off stage with pints being chucked at him.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 21 May 2009, 8:53, archived)

Karaoke.
Always seems such a good idea at the time but invariably ends up me making a massive tit of myself. But *shrug* its still fun.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 21 May 2009, 8:49, archived)

I've not done karaoke in TOO LONG
but nobody I know really likes it or is ever drunk enough near a karaoke machine
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 21 May 2009, 8:55, archived)

i love karaoke
id do it every night i i could sustain a drunk enough state of mind
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:04, archived)

Hello.
Thank you for your randomburn. I might actually love it more than life itself.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:05, archived)

really?
it is quite a random seletion of stuff

but i only really like guitar music so its a very small selection
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:10, archived)

It's lovely.
Thank you.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:15, archived)

no worries
do you still have my headphones??
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:15, archived)

Piss.
Yes I do. I'll get them sent on the weekend.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:18, archived)

no problem
indeed
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:22, archived)

WHERE ARE MINE
I sent out all my CDs yesterday.
Nobody has sent me theirs yet D:
( WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:31, archived)

Did you walk far?
I always walk home on my own, the drunken banter from strangers is worth it!
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 21 May 2009, 8:51, archived)

Someone will reply here with a standard picklefairy insult
Lets wait and see
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 21 May 2009, 8:53, archived)

You probably have them on ignore.

( WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:08, archived)

OMG, What are you? Some kind of Psycho?!
you are stupid and do stupid things and are WRONG ON THE INTERNET!!!11!11!!1
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 21 May 2009, 8:56, archived)

Pfft

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:00, archived)

Teehee

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:04, archived)

took nearly half an hour.
there were guys in a white car that kept pulling up and saying "it's a bit chilly innit luv?" and I'd just grunt "nah" then two minutes later they'd pull over just in front of me again. They scared me a little bit.
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 21 May 2009, 8:56, archived)

Hmm that doesn't sound so good
*hugs*
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:14, archived)

Dance,
every...fucking...time.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 May 2009, 8:57, archived)

dancing is for awesome people. even bad dancing.

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 21 May 2009, 8:59, archived)

^this

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:00, archived)

My dancing has a 5 metre blast radius.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:00, archived)

I'm about the same, but in unsteady heels.

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:02, archived)

I am very stable in my heels.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:04, archived)

I am usually, but occasionally I'll just get a bit too dancey and then suddenly... WOBBLE!

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:14, archived)

Style out the wobbles as impromptu dance moves.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:16, archived)

I'm a 'shoes off' dancer
if I can manage it.

I'm a 'shoes off' kinda gal. My shoes are off RIGHT NOW
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:17, archived)

I'm a 'clothes off' dancer.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:20, archived)

Cor!

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:24, archived)

*twirls*
*clears mantle piece*
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:26, archived)

Blimey!

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:30, archived)

We've all been there.
I remember walking back to about where you live from Corporation after drinking Vodka/tequila/redbulls.

I spent the walk home reciting a massive diatribe against Forest Gump, which I argued was racist, offensive and poorly acted.

Apparently it was the most impassioned anyone has seen me on a single topic before or since.
( WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:00, archived)

I usually get a bit touchy feely.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:08, archived)

I bet you go around goosing people
like a prat.
( WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:10, archived)

Nope just touching peoples bums
like a creepy prat.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:11, archived)

I can picture it now
Your beedy little eyes glowing like coals in the darkness of a Yate's.
( WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:15, archived)

My eyes's aren't beedy they're quite big and light grey.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:19, archived)

Your big eyes like saucers shining through the sweaty fog of a Flares.

( WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:21, archived)

you're wanking while you type this aren't you?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:22, archived)

When am I ever not wanking when I reply to you?
Your sloping forehead, your sweaty palms, the layer of dew-like milm that coats your pallid flesh.

You are sex made flesh.
( WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:24, archived)

that sounds like me

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:16, archived)

I think it's more acceptable when you do it.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:18, archived)

I ALWAYS do stupid things. I'm a terrible drunk. Always going to far and pretending I'm a goat to impress girls or play air guitar to hip hop songs
The last time I was drunk I was at a launch party in Shoreditch. 80% girls 20% boys, all the girls gor proper naked and started cat fighting. It was epic.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:15, archived)

Please invite me on one of your nights out.
You and I would be the ultimate wingman team.
( WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:16, archived)

what a lovely sentiment.

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:21, archived)

Don't be mean.
Donkey Gums and I have a unique aesthetic.
( WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:22, archived)

and also a unique anesthetic.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:26, archived)

:/

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:27, archived)

You would have loved it, I got pictures on my phone, I'll show you. I had to take them, it just sounded too fucking wierd that no one would believe me so I needed proof.

I had my female singer as my wingman, she's the best one so far.

But I do believe we would probably make an epic team.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:22, archived)

Have you been to those free gigs that Rough Trade does?
I went to the Rob-Da-Bank one.
Free beer from 7:00 then next door when it finished.
I was singing offensive Westham chants about foreskins before the night was through.
I don't even support West Ham.
If I had to have a London team it would be Millwall.
( WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:29, archived)

Sounds loopy.
Me and you should deffo have a random night out some time. We always seem to end up talking about poop.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:31, archived)

That duck quacking thing still makes me laugh.

( WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:32, archived)

I had to 'sock it'

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:34, archived)

I am similarly far too willing to make a knob of myself to try and entertain people
the next morning is usually a cringeathon.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:18, archived)

We are twins.
I just too excited like a dog with 12 chew toys.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:29, archived)

*back to back guitar solo*

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:34, archived)

You sir are missing your true calling on QOTW

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:18, archived)

And you are missing your true calling as something fat!!!haha

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:19, archived)

You are double wrong.
I am the ultimate QotW master.
( WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:23, archived)

That should be a tv show
SPELLCASTING

L-I-E
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:24, archived)

SPELLCASTING
H-O-N-D-A-A-C-C-O-R-D
( WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:25, archived)

Just because it could never happen to you, doesn't mean it's true. I got proof, numbers and pictures my friend.
I'm DG...this sorta thing does happen to me.

A good night out for you is not getting ketchup down your tarpaulin shirt.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:25, archived)

Lies! These things don't happen.
EVER!
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:29, archived)

I heard he wears a tent as a napkin.

( WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:30, archived)

His mum is the inventer of the Scottish Bun Catapult

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:34, archived)

my arse still tenses up every time i see you on here
you don't write
you don't call
did i mean that little to you?
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:22, archived)

You hurt me DEEP man...
with your big willy...
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:27, archived)

invite me invite me, I get too drunk and try to teach myself breakdancing and things
I end up just breaking myself trying to dance.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:23, archived)

I wake up. flashback and then do a little cry.
We should have a launch party for Pink Cock Chocolate.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:28, archived)

I'm pretty stupid.
I went swimming last night, I enjoyed it.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:21, archived)

A while ago I decided in my inebriated state to climb up a wall and walk along the top... that was a 12 ft fall I could've done without.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:24, archived)

LOL SPASTIC
I am climbing again this weekend.
In Dorset! What the fuck am I going to climb in Dorset?
( WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:26, archived)

some decent slabby multipitch sea cliffs
or possibly some sport limestone, enjoy yourself :D
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:34, archived)

You
8 stone weakling!
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:25, archived)

I'm 12.5 stone and from Rochdale
he's just upset I don't like his tracing.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:27, archived)

What the fuck.
No friend of mine is from Oldham.
( WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:31, archived)