By "almost"
you mean a well planned rape that went unexecuted ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:14, archived)

Almost is basically a misdirectional synonym for "didn't".
Like when my wife says "You ALMOST hit that other car." And I say, "YES, SO THERE'S NO FUCKING PROBLEM THEN, IS THERE? SHUT UP WITH YOUR FUCKING BACK SEAT DRIVING."
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:16, archived)

And Freddy adds
"Dont cry mummy"
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:16, archived)

If he ever does, I'll slap the shit out of the little cunt.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:17, archived)

Good plan
a little bloodletting is good for children, it calms them down.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:18, archived)

p.s.
you are a TERRIBLE parent.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:19, archived)