I weigh 13 stone.
I shall crush you with the help of gravity.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 11:20, archived)

Poof

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:23, archived)

I think the noise you'll make is more of a creaking sound, then a large crack,
rather than "poof".
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 11:35, archived)