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10% Russell Brand, 45% Cher, 30% a squeaky floor board and 15% impotent rage masked as friendliness.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:32,
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I'd put you down as 90% Ade Edmonson 10% Fritzl
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:32,
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I'd put you down.
Like a vet with a shit-cat.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:33,
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You would
in some pathetic, impotent dream sequence played out in your own head.
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:34,
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I almost would like to meet you again.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:35,
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I'd almost get you in a headlock and fart in your hair
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:35,
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You're 16% boiled potato, 81% jacket potato 3% cheese flux
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:35,
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