Carrots are shit.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:32, archived)

No
shit is shit.

Vegetables are ace, not understanding this is why you are a fat man.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:33, archived)

I like cauliflower.
And cabbage.
And gourdy veg.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:34, archived)

But only when they are layered thinly on top of a lard and arse pie

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:34, archived)