Don't forget "wakes up to radio 4"
Rather worryingly, you are my mum
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 15:09, archived)

Or my wife.
Or me, for that matter.

Apart from the Scrabble.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 15:12, archived)

I like Scrabble
but that cheating harpy beat me by about 70 points last time
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 15:14, archived)

Despite possessing the largest mental lexicon
of anyone I know, I'm rubbish at Scrabble.

Come to think of it, I no longer own any board games. No wonder last x-mas was so boring.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 15:18, archived)