If I didn't have to spend all fucking
day in meetings with you, I could actually get some work done and you wouldn't have to set up a meeting to see why I have a backlog you sill cow!.

Aaaaaaand, breathe.

/workblog
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:36, archived)

get some work done spend more time on B3ta

and don't pretend otherwise
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:37, archived)

Curses,
you have cracked my fiendish code.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:40, archived)

feindish code prostate gland
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:42, archived)

*mops fevered brow*

*Fists*
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:38, archived)

After the spicy liquid poo
I've just shotgunned into the bowl, you really don't want to get anything of yours near my puckered anus I assure you
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:40, archived)

Spicy liquid poo eh ?
*doesnt get the horn*
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:41, archived)

Liar.
I just know you've at least got a semi.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:42, archived)

Curse you
and your almost satanic knowledge of other mens winkies.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:45, archived)

Jeremy
Clarkson announced on Top Gear last night that he was nursing a semi.

I'm embarrassed to say I was shocked!
( Dekazer, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:46, archived)

That's not embarassing
if you'd been moist it would have been embarassing

edit: and why do you always "nurse" a hard on ? Is it because all nurses are dirty sluts who like it from all angles and up the bum and in the hair with all hairy man willies all over them ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:47, archived)

Ugh.
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( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:51, archived)

I did laugh
he's right about alfas though. They should give all right-thinking people the horn, IMHO.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:53, archived)

I had one
for a week once, couldn't tell you the model, but it was lovely. And I thoroughly enjoyed the jealous glances at traffic lights.

Wouldn't buy one (any car!) myself, but it was fun.
( Dekazer, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:55, archived)

You had the horn?
For a whole week?
What happened? And did you get nicked for showing it off at traffic lights?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:56, archived)

I'll be bringing up the
"ocean liner crossed with pimp's boudoir" Alfa next week :D
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:56, archived)

All very nice
but cars just don't come close..

*lady spluffs*
( Dekazer, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:59, archived)

It's not bad
but you've left a wet patch on the seat ...
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 15:01, archived)

If you got "jealous glances at traffic lights" you were driving it wrong.
Alfas are not supposed to stop at traffic lights.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:57, archived)

Pish, I say.
They kind of should be really cool but actually seem a bit boring.

What are you driving now after getting rid of your S2000? Every time I see one of those I think you must be gutted!
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:56, archived)

I've got an '73 MGB roadster
and Mrs B has an alfa 166

and don't remind me .... :(
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:58, archived)

Some people have to justify being there somehow.
What's a sill cow? One that grazes on windowboxes?
(Small Beer, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:41, archived)

Arf :)

( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:43, archived)

And all of this in French?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:43, archived)

French isn't any different to English, really.
All you have to do is learn to talk through your nose and forget to bathe.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:52, archived)

Wow
The Aussies are French?
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:53, archived)

If it was Aussies
it would have included "Intone every sentence as if it were a question"
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:55, archived)

It would've?
Edit: I have to say, it did come in handy when learning Italian, though - questions are mostly just statements with a rising intonation.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:57, archived)

Most certainly not.
If anything Aussies are pseudo*-Yanks these days.

I only know how to speak French because I am 18 and hence know everything.

* Ugh. That's at least the second time I've used 'pseudo' on here today. If I do it again, would someone please spang me? Thanks.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:57, archived)

Oh cock off :P
I use age as an insult when people are being twats. You've never come across as a prick. Like I said, Easty comes across as double his age, so I won't damn people on the basis of their age alone.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:59, archived)

*stays in at weekends*
*wears slippers*
*enjoys Scrabble*

Oh Christ, I'm 50 at heart. *sobs*
( Dekazer, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 15:02, archived)

Don't forget "wakes up to radio 4"
Rather worryingly, you are my mum
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 15:09, archived)

Or my wife.
Or me, for that matter.

Apart from the Scrabble.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 15:12, archived)

I like Scrabble
but that cheating harpy beat me by about 70 points last time
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 15:14, archived)

Despite possessing the largest mental lexicon
of anyone I know, I'm rubbish at Scrabble.

Come to think of it, I no longer own any board games. No wonder last x-mas was so boring.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 15:18, archived)

rape her
to DEATH
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:44, archived)

I doubt she would give
even Woat TFH
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:46, archived)

I dunno
I could draw a moustache on her and pretend she was teh queen mums corpse.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:49, archived)

This is the best reply in the history of b3ta.

( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 14:55, archived)